The Musket and Lava from YoYofficer taste like salmon, freshly plucked from the rivers of the Czech Republic. One time, we ate a whole barrel of apples. That was right before the World YoYo Contest in 2011. I spent the rest of the event crying and drying my tears with Brent Dellinger’s old clothing. Also, mayonnaise, two times. Pretty good yoyos.
(I joke, but they’re pretty good yoyos at a great price. Pick ’em up!)