Well, I told you to beg and man did we get some beggars….but with yoyo giveaways and Highlanders there can be only one!
And the winner of the Monkeyfinger Gelada 2 is….
Part of it is the sadness of the hand-Sharpied shirt, and his claim that “Seriously, if I don’t win I WILL CRY MYSELF INTO SEVERE DEHYDRATION AND DIE”. Part of it was his daring use of the hashtag #ivehitbottom..don’tcare. It also helped that after he posted this on Instagram, a pretty girl commented and called him a nerd.
For all of these reasons, you sad, strange little man, you win!